Oh Sh*t, That’s Not Right – Stocking & Toner Fail

So, yesterday I posted my most professional, lovely, perfect stockings.

What I didn’t say was how many times *&$%@ came out of my mouth.

Toner. Laser printer toner is adhered to paper by heat – it’s melted to the paper. Soooo, let’s say one prints a pattern with a laser printer, it gets a little wrinkled, so one just nonchalantly decides to iron it out….the toner WILL MELT AGAIN. Now, my work background is such that I know this. I have lectured people on passing laser printed paper back through the printer. I know printing. What did I do?

Toner Fail
Toner Fail

I did my damnedest to make sure I can buy myself a new iron.

blurry is bad
blurry is bad

The poor, 2 year old T-fal is toast. So, I’m hoping Santa brings funds for a nice new Oliso. I’m not going to hold my breath.

The other thing…yeah. I get a little hurried and arrogant when I’m on a roll, and this happened:

Christmas Stocking Fail
Christmas Stocking Fail

I don’t want to talk about it. This is between me and my seam ripper.